It’s eclipse season and I swear I just got handed a cosmic syllabus filled with classes I did not sign up for.
Advanced Co-Parenting? Soul Retrieval? Kundalini P.E. every day?
Where’s the guidance counselor—because I need a transfer.
This post is for anyone feeling like they’re stuck in the wrong timeline, living out lessons they never would’ve chosen… but might actually be growing through.
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